Forum Thread View

Politics  | That Goldman Sachs Xmas Party Menu (in Full)

Yummy. What are you having at your party?



 

With the holiday season rapidly approaching, I managed to get my hands on the Goldman Sachs Xmas Party Menu for this year. I'm told it's not final, but this is what they are proposing (note the pretty ballsy choice of venue...)


Goldman Sachs Holiday Fete - 2009 at the Palais Versailles

 
APERITIFS & HORS D'OEUVRES

 
Finest Golden Chartreuse Elixir

 
DOM Benedictine

 
Selection of Trappist 'Biere Belgique'

 
Chateauneuf du Papes - Balthazars of Domaine du Pegau 2000

 
Minted-Green Dacquiris Flowing From a Kozlowski-Inspired Ice Sculpture Fountain.

 
(Holy Water or non-alcoholic beverages available on request)

 
With Canapes of 'Pigs-in-a-Blanket', 'Devilled-Eggs', Blood Sausage; Godiveau Lyonnais;

 

 
* * * * * * *

 

 
FIRST COURSE

 

 
Shark-Fin Soup

 
or

 
Fish & Loaves (fish is sustainably caught from the banks of Iceland)

 
or

 

 
"Salade Romanov" of Lobster & Black Truffles Sprinkled With Gold Foil

 

 
* * * * * * *

 
MAIN COURSES
(Served Smorgasbord or "All You Can Eat-Style", to satiate the most unsatiable of appetites)

 
Roasted Market Goose Entier with "Couilles Brasse" With Scalped Pototoes

 
Chateaubriand of Milk-FED Beef avec une Sauce Banquiere

 
Braised Roebucks in a Creme-de-la-Creme Sauce

 
Banquette-Holding a 'Surf And Turf' with a bonus of sauce fine-blanc

 
Traditional Stuffed Turkey in a "Sangfroid" sauce

 
Freshly-Slaughtered Cutest Spring Lamb (Roasted on a Spit) in a Minted Sauce

 
"Stuffed Sucking Pig Five-Ways" (Chef's Surprise)

 

 
* * * * * * *

 

 
DESSERT

 
Cherry-Picked-Bonus Jubilee

 
Sponge Cake with a Luxurious Creme Anglaise

 
Grand-Sized Profiterole Balls with a Rich Chocolate Sauce

 
Gaffes with a Blanc-Fine Syrup

 

 
* * * * *

 

 
PETITS-FOURS

 
American Sponge-Drops

 
Bittersweet Karma Cookies
 





That Goldman Sachs Xmas Party Menu (in Full)


###

 

(0)     (0)    (0)    (0)    (0)

New post in this thread

Subject: That Goldman Sachs Xmas Party Menu (in Full)
Must be nice ...
ANGIE
Posted on 11/23/2009 11:09:44 AM
 
if only we all got to fail as elegantly as Goldman Sachs.

Where's my invite?
Reply
(0)     (0)    (0)    (0)    (0)
Prev  Next
Page 1 of 1
Register   |  Login   
 
You must either login or register now to comment.
Registration is free.
 
Search
  Go