How To Guarantee the Protests Will Succeed
Date: 2011-10-12T18:03:03.150
Author: George Washington
Editor note: Conservatives and Liberals Agree: End the Malignant, Symbiotic Relationship Between Big Government and Big Corporations. While many pretend that liberals and conservatives are too far apart to work together, there are actually many issues on which everyone can agree.
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While many pretend that liberals and conservatives are too far apart to work together, there are actually many issues on which everyone can agree.
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How to Make Sure the Protests Succeed While millions admire the courage of the protesters in the face of police harassment and agree with their message, many don’t know how to join them. Sure, you can send them pizza and suits (both are helpful). But let’s also guarantee they succeed by making their message visible everywhere. Put these on our cars: 
And wear these:
 Better still, put it on the flag lapel pins all of the politicians wear these days (these terrible photoshop mock-ups will be replaced when a real artist creates ‘em):
 
When millions of Americans put these on their car and wear them on their clothes, no one will be able to ignore the 99%. This will quickly go viral, and no one will discuss the source of the idea … which is fine. But you heard it here first.
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